Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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