Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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