Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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