Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
how does that bad decision feel?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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