do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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