I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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