Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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