He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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