you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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