I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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