'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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