So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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