I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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