i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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