Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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