I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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