just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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