Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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