I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize