plz talk dirty to me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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