Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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