I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Green mimosas i think yes
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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