im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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