and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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