6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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