at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish I could punch you in the face.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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