my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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