shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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