I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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