There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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