So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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