ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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