Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Randomize
