the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Be still, my beating vagina.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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