hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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