Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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