The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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