i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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