He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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