Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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