summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
