No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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