they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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