the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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