Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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