your room smells of hookers.
And success
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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