Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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