She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
