well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
