the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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