I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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