i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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