God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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