oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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