People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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