just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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